Jonathan: Then you don't want to go to bed with me?
Maddy: I beg your pardon?

Maddy: How does it feel?
Jonathan: Like I've been artificially inseminated with a supermarket trolley.

Maddy: I have no desire to go to bed with you... [103K]

Maddy: What makes you think I live alone?
Jonathan: Well, you're not sleeping with anyone on a regular basis.
Maddy: Oh, really?

Maddy: Then how did I deceive you?
Jonathan: By telling me, categorically, that you weren't interested in me in such a way that implied you were interested in me!

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